I get "command not found" when running a new shell, (and none of my aliases, etc. are noticed). What's wrong with my .bash_profile?

Terminal.app

Here are the my preferences settings:

!/Users/Parker/Desktop/0.png !/Users/Parker/Desktop/0.5.png !/Users/Parker/Desktop/1.png !/Users/Parker/Desktop/2.png

Here is the contents of my -bash_profile:

alias unhide='chflags nohidden' alias hide='chflags hidden' alias lock='chflags uchg' alias unlock='chflags nouchg' alias la='ls -A' alias phone='sshpass -p thisismypassword ssh root@myiphone.local' alias vlc='/Applications/VLC\ http://ift.tt/1AFeMzJ' PATH=/usr/local/bin:/usr/bin:/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/usr/sbin:/sbin if [ -f $(brew --prefix)/etc/bash_completion ]; then . $(brew --prefix)/etc/bash_completion fi alias up='cd ..' alias install='sudo apt-get-install' alias update='sudo apt-get-update' alias lock='/System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/http://ift.tt/RewxCw -suspend'

When I launch Terminal.app, I get this:

!/Users/Parker/Desktop/Screen Shot 2015-02-15 at 10.25.50 AM.png